PIMP FICTION

Behind Blue Eyes

2007-01-19T08:19:00.000-08:00

I can clearly remember when and where I heard the song Behind Blue Eyes by The Who. I think it the best piece of Rock & Roll ever written.

It was one of those defining moments, when I realized how much I love death and destruction.

And for me the song has an entirely different meaning, but this works too. Fucking Bush.

Give Me an 'N', Give me an 'A'....... Go Nancy !!

2007-01-05T07:12:00.000-08:00

I read somewhere that purple is the worldwide women's movement color. Smooth move Nancy.

Why are so many republicans wearing blue ties these days ??

You Say Osama, I Say Obama, Again & Again

2007-01-04T12:36:00.000-08:00

This is funny as hell.

First CNN posts a picture of Osama labeled "Where's Obama?". They apologize.
Next, Yahoo post a picture of Obama labeled "Osama bin Laden and al-Qaida". I am sure an apology is coming.

Here the funny part, when the link is followed at Yahoo, to the right there is a caption, "You say Osama, we say Obama: US Network apologizes over mix-up"

Some people are making a stink, who cares, but I think the real issue is this. What has happened to the media, namely it's editing. Have they become so lazy and so inept that they can't even make sure the same silly mistake isn't made day after day.

Where have the professional journalists/editors gone ??????

The Truth Will Set You Free

2006-12-07T08:26:00.000-08:00

With the release of the ISG - Iraqi Study Group Report yesterday it seems as if they don't see eye-to-eye with Cock Boy, but that won't stop Tony Talltales from spewing his non-sence.

Q: It’s kind of a totality question, though. How you can hear these things and not conclude that it’s rejection of the President’s policy?

MR. SNOW: Well, number one, “stay the course” is not the policy…. [Y]ou need to understand that trying to frame it in a partisan way is actually at odds with what the Group, itself, says it wanted to do. And so you may try to do whatever you want in terms of rejection, that’s not the way they view it.

Q: I just want to be clear. Are you suggesting that I’m trying to frame this in a partisan way?

MR. SNOW: Yes.

Q: You are? Based on … quoting the report and the Chairman, and I’m asking you a straight question, which you’re not answering straight, you’re actually … nitpicking it.

MR. SNOW: No.

Q: You’re suggesting that by quoting the report, I’m trying to make a partisan argument?

MR. SNOW: Let me put it this way. Where in the report — what you have said is, can you read this as anything other than a repudiation of policy. And the answer is, I can.

Got it, it doesn't specifically say reject Cock Boy's policies, it only says every single thing he has done has been either ineffective and/or escalated the situation.

Reminds me of something.......

“If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it. The lie can be maintained only for such time as the State can shield the people from the political, economic and/or military consequences of the lie. It thus becomes vitally important for the State to use all of its powers to repress dissent, for the truth is the mortal enemy of the lie, and thus by extension, the truth is the greatest enemy of the State.” Joseph Goebbels

The truth has been and will continue to haunt Cock Boy for a long, long, long, time.

Hey Cock Boy Listen Up

2006-12-04T13:08:00.000-08:00

This is an excerpt The Carpetbagger had concerning the ISG report rumoring withdrawal by 2008.

The quote is funny as hell.

At the Democratic convention in Chicago in 1968, while his policemen were beating up the demonstrators along the Loop and in Lincoln Park, Mayor Richard Daley apparently told Lyndon Johnson that it was time to pull the troops out of Vietnam, once and for all. “How am I to do this?” Johnson asked pleadingly. To which Daley is said to have replied: “You put the fu**ing troops on the fu**ing planes and you get them out of there!”

Cock Boy Finally Reports to Vietnam

2006-11-16T07:18:00.000-08:00

Cock Boy leaves today for an eight-day trip to Singapore, Indonesia and Vietnam

Funny from the Chronicle:

Q: How is Vietnam different from Iraq?
A: Bush had a plan for getting out of Vietnam.

Attention Wignuts

2006-11-15T09:14:00.000-08:00

So, we have control of Congress and Pelosi has said it's not going to be a witch hunt. I agree, going and after Bush and Cheney is not productive for the country. We need to focus on getting this country back to it's former glory.

That being said, does anyone know who is in line after the VP for Presidency ?

"I know, I know, Speaker of the House !!!" So in fantasy land where Bush and Cheney both get impeached, we would have PRESIDENT PELOSI.

If that doesn't make a few people cringe. Fortunately it's the people I most want cringing.

The Fucking Balls

2006-11-15T08:56:00.000-08:00

So the Fucktard OJ Simpson is coming out with a new book.
Any guesses to what it is about ?? The working title is after the image.

"If I did it, Here's How it Happened"

I am assuming that is is going to be a walk through of the murders he was acquitted of.
FUCKING PATHETIC

Fox, Grand Champion of Propaganda

2006-11-14T08:40:00.000-08:00

In case it's too small to read, the quote is "Are liberal blogs sending the same message as terrorist ?"

Normally this kind of non-sense speaks for it's self, but today I am especially bored and feel like I need to expand a little on the question.

Am I sending the same message as the terrorist ? I don't really know what message the terrorists are sending. If they are saying that America is a bunch of self-serving jackasses that have disregarded all basic moral values for personal gain, then yes, I am sending the same message. The distinction of course is that when they speak of America, they are referring to the current, but soon to be out, group of "self-serving jackasses that have disregarded all basic moral values for personal gain".

Some have been elected out, and others have been dragged out kicking and screamin in hand-cuffs.

So to answer Fox's question, yes, I am sending the messages, but in January my answer will be a unequivocal 'NO'.

Quote of the Election

2006-11-14T08:34:00.000-08:00

Grover Norquist’s stunning election analysis: “Bob Sherwood’s seat [in Pennsylvania] would have been overwhelmingly ours, if his mistress hadn’t whined about being throttled,” said Mr Norquist. Any lessons from the campaign? “Yes. The lesson should be, don’t throttle mistresses.”

Hmmm, funny how the party of value doesn't care that you catually have a mistress these days, just don't hrottle the bitch. Nice.

Thrilla in America

2006-11-09T12:08:00.000-08:00

My new favorite number is 51.
We really did "Float like a butterfly, Sting like a bee."- Mohammad Ali

The Bush Got a Good Rodgering

2006-11-09T12:03:00.000-08:00

If it's wrong to get wood from this , I don't want to be right.

Need a Reason to Vote

2006-11-06T13:01:00.000-08:00

From The New York Times:

"This election is indeed about George W. Bush — and the Congressional majority’s insistence on protecting him from the consequences of his mistakes and misdeeds. Mr. Bush lost the popular vote in 2000 and proceeded to govern as if he had an enormous mandate. After he actually beat his opponent in 2004, he announced he now had real political capital and intended to spend it. We have seen the results. It is frightening to contemplate the new excesses he could concoct if he woke up next Wednesday and found that his party had maintained its hold on the House and Senate."

That About Sums it Up

2006-11-01T14:49:00.000-08:00

Who Says Cock Jokes Aren't Funny ?

2006-10-09T13:00:00.000-07:00

I love jokes, but this one is too easy...
It's Bush and Foley.

It's all About the Children

2006-10-05T10:23:00.000-07:00

Would someone please ask Hastert if protecting children or the republican party is more important to him.

He keeps saying that he resignation will not help the party, what does that have to do with anything ?

He should resign because he knew about and allowed a man to have indecent contact with boys. In the real world, he would probably be looking at a little jail time.

Jesus, these people, if my one employee was doing this and I knew about it, and my boss found out, I doubt they would let me grab my keys before tossing me out the door.

Fantasyland/Neverland/Washington all one in the same.

Liberal Media at it Again

2006-10-05T09:01:00.000-07:00

So O'Reilly decided to spin Foley as a democrat, but it continues.

Top headline has Foley as democrat and the second has Hastert as a democrat as well. This is seriously getting pathetic.

Hanity blamed it on Clinton claiming Monica was 19, she was 22, and Sean she was an adult. When are the democrats and Clinton in particular going to stop getting blamed for every single GOP scandal ?

I would imagine once Cock Boy decides that Global Warming is really happening, it will be Bill's fault too.

Seems like I have a vague recollection of them not wanting to play the 'blame game'.

The Uber Spin Zone

2006-10-04T11:13:00.000-07:00

How do Fox News & O'Reilly spin a Republican sex scandal ??

Easy, change the (R-FL) to (D-FL).
No mistake, they ran it at least three times yesterday. This was no mistake, but lets' pretend it was, how many employees would be out if the situation were reversed.

Or maybe he switched parties before the indictments.

Fair and balanced, baby !!!

The Foley Pages Used to be a Flyer

2006-10-03T13:53:00.000-07:00

Looks like Macy's dissolved Foley's just in time, because the word Foley is the new five letter F-word. I don't really have much to say, but it has been a long time since pretty much every single person in the county has come to agreement about a politicians behavior.

The one thing that keeps sticking in my mind is the word page, Merriam-Webster:

1 a (1) : a youth being trained for the medieval rank of knight and in the personal service of a knight (2) : a youth attendant on a person of rank especially in the medieval period b : a boy serving as an honorary attendant at a formal function (as a wedding)

2 : one employed to deliver messages, assist patrons, serve as a guide, or attend to similar duties

Would it kill Washington call these kids high school interns ? When I think of the word page, I think of some long ago man/boy love relationship, it just seems very weird to me.

We Have Lost Our Soul

2006-09-29T09:23:00.000-07:00

Today will go down in history as one of the worst days in US history.
I have nothing left inside but despair, thank god, I can still get drunk.

Masters of War - Redux

2006-09-28T14:01:00.000-07:00

Below is the new video for Bob Dylan's classic "Masters of War". I have the original at home on a CD, but I have no idea how to get it online. It's pretty much the same, but the Master was Nixon.
I posted the lyrics about a year ago here. Here are the highlights:

You that never done nothin', But build to destroy
You play with my world, Like it's your little toy

Like Judas of old, You lie and deceive
A world war can be won, You want me to believe

You might say that I'm young, You might say I'm unlearned
But there's one thing I know, Though I'm younger than you
Even Jesus would never, Forgive what you do

Let me ask you one question, Is your money that good
Will it buy you forgiveness, Do you think that it could

I think you will find, When your death takes it toll
All the money you made, Will never buy back your soul

Bob Dylan's MASTERS of WAR (1963) ~ A Video For Our Times

2006-09-28T13:52:00.000-07:00


Music: Bob Dylan, 1963 Video: J.J. Barney, 2006

Credit Where Credit is Deserved

2006-09-28T13:23:00.000-07:00

I am unable to edit the video below, but I must give credit to Blackdogred at Best of the Blogs.
If you haven't check them out, do so.

This is one of the most moving videos I have ever seen, the lyrics speak for themselves and they speak for me loudy. For one reason of another, a verse is missing from Guthrie's original:
In the shadow of the steeple I saw my people,
By the relief office I seen my people;
As they stood there hungry, I stood there asking
Is this land made for you and me?
This is not only our land, it's our country, filled our people. That is my definition of America.

Bound For Glory-Woody Guthrie

2006-09-28T13:16:00.000-07:00


If this video has no effect on you, leave. This is a tribute to Woody Guthrie singing " This Land is Your Land" with Bruce Springsteen, Bono, John Mellencamp, Little Richard and Emmylou Harris.

Despicable

2006-09-26T10:37:00.000-07:00

Alright, you get it, I hate Walmart, but what I despise is the loathsome characters that are the beneficiaries of Walmart despicable business practices.

Forbes just came out with the 400 worlds richest people. The first time in history, you have to be a billionaire to make the list. Guess all those tax cuts will trickle down next year.

So the Walton's are tied at #7, each with a net worth of $16,500,000,000. That is combined net worth of $82.5 billion. Bill and Melinda Gates are worth $40.7, and Warren Buffett is worth $30.5 billion . So why do I hate the Waltons so fricken much ?

1) Care to guess who paid over a 1/2 million to get the estate tax repealed and which people campaigned for the estate tax ?
2) Care to guess who have more employees without health insurance, you know the stuff we use to take our babies to the doctor when they are sick ?
3) Care to guess who has more employees making 6 figures ?
4) Care to guess who gave the B & M Gates Foundation 85% of his wealth ?
5) Care to guess who's major donation is $300 to the university of Arkansas with restrictions. All other miniscule donations go to republican action committees and school voucher programs ?
6) Care to guess who owns companies that are a drain on the economy, including a majority of employees on government programs, which means you and me subsidize their income ?

No need to answer, this is a Walton family bashing, so I think all the answers are fairly obvious.

Top is Helen, their mother, next is Alice, John, Jim, and Rob.

I think you get the idea, and for the record, john was killed in June in a plane wreck, and is survived by his wife Christy.

This is probably the most disgusting family to ever walk the Earth, and I hope at some moment, they will all get what they so richly deserve. Burn in hell you greedy sorry sacks of pig shit.

Hope those mansions keep you well insulated from the families you make suffer because your pathetic views on employee working conditions. I wish you could see them suffer every day the way you will suffer when you sad existence on this planet ends.