Cock Boy Finally Reports to Vietnam

Cock Boy leaves today for an eight-day trip to Singapore, Indonesia and Vietnam

Funny from the Chronicle:

Q: How is Vietnam different from Iraq?

A: Bush had a plan for getting out of Vietnam.

Attention Wignuts

So, we have control of Congress and Pelosi has said it's not going to be a witch hunt. I agree, going and after Bush and Cheney is not productive for the country. We need to focus on getting this country back to it's former glory.

That being said, does anyone know who is in line after the VP for Presidency ?

"I know, I know, Speaker of the House !!!" So in fantasy land where Bush and Cheney both get impeached, we would have PRESIDENT PELOSI.

If that doesn't make a few people cringe. Fortunately it's the people I most want cringing.

The Fucking Balls

So the Fucktard OJ Simpson is coming out with a new book.
Any guesses to what it is about ?? The working title is after the image.

"If I did it, Here's How it Happened"

I am assuming that is is going to be a walk through of the murders he was acquitted of.
FUCKING PATHETIC

Fox, Grand Champion of Propaganda

In case it's too small to read, the quote is "Are liberal blogs sending the same message as terrorist ?"

Normally this kind of non-sense speaks for it's self, but today I am especially bored and feel like I need to expand a little on the question.

Am I sending the same message as the terrorist ? I don't really know what message the terrorists are sending. If they are saying that America is a bunch of self-serving jackasses that have disregarded all basic moral values for personal gain, then yes, I am sending the same message. The distinction of course is that when they speak of America, they are referring to the current, but soon to be out, group of "self-serving jackasses that have disregarded all basic moral values for personal gain".

Some have been elected out, and others have been dragged out kicking and screamin in hand-cuffs.

So to answer Fox's question, yes, I am sending the messages, but in January my answer will be a unequivocal 'NO'.

Quote of the Election

Grover Norquist’s stunning election analysis: “Bob Sherwood’s seat [in Pennsylvania] would have been overwhelmingly ours, if his mistress hadn’t whined about being throttled,” said Mr Norquist. Any lessons from the campaign? “Yes. The lesson should be, don’t throttle mistresses.”

Hmmm, funny how the party of value doesn't care that you catually have a mistress these days, just don't hrottle the bitch. Nice.

Thrilla in America

My new favorite number is 51.
We really did "Float like a butterfly, Sting like a bee."- Mohammad Ali

The Bush Got a Good Rodgering

If it's wrong to get wood from this , I don't want to be right.

Need a Reason to Vote

From The New York Times:

"This election is indeed about George W. Bush — and the Congressional majority’s insistence on protecting him from the consequences of his mistakes and misdeeds. Mr. Bush lost the popular vote in 2000 and proceeded to govern as if he had an enormous mandate. After he actually beat his opponent in 2004, he announced he now had real political capital and intended to spend it. We have seen the results. It is frightening to contemplate the new excesses he could concoct if he woke up next Wednesday and found that his party had maintained its hold on the House and Senate."

That About Sums it Up